My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!

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In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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