According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know D ... read more

Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."