One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.