Teen Girl to Friend: "For the prom, I'm renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair." Teacher who has overheard the conversation: "Wow, that's more than I spent for my wedding!" Teen Girl: "Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience."

 2004

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

 629

1  

One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.

 1256

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

 547

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

 775

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