A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.

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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."

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