Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them.

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I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

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