Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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