I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.

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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?

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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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