So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"

What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, "What are you doing?" A blind man replies, "Nothing I'm just looking around!

There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put hi ... read more

I was drinking at the bar last night, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before...