A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
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Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean...... on tables, chairs & random people...
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Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? A. So the Irish would never rule the world!!!
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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