What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
