Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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