When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
