What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
157
0
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
474
0
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.
207
2
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
432
2
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
