Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said: "What a beautifu ... read more
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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