Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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