Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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