Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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