When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
