Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
