Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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