What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,
"It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!
