Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Nurse: "If youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half."
Me: [visibly confused]
Wife: "The grapes, not the baby."
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
