What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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What is the difference between pressure, anxiety and panic attacks?
You have pressure when your wife is pregnant.
You are anxious when your girlfriend is pregnant.
You have panic attacks when both of them are pregnant!
