How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
