Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?"
Husband: "Yeah... Why?"
Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
