Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.

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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

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What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

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