A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” – she says. “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look. “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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