Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.

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Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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