Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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