What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
