After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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Peter: My mom is having a new baby. Joy: What's wrong with the old one?

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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!

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