Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau. 847 0
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs". 341 1
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM" 529 0
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it. 275 0
