How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.

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What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

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