What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you'r ... read more
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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