Jimmy's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Jimmy."
Jimmy says, "Now!
I can see why they threw him out!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
