Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
