Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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A couple went to have their baby delivered... Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, via a machine. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer ratio to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pa ... read more
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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