Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.

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What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.” The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”

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