When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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