Which branch of the military do babies join?
The infantry!
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...