Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
