Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."

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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.

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