"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
