Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!

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