An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even ... read more

Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.