Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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