Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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