Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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