What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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