Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

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