What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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