What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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