How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
