Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

 1014

0  

Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

 939

0  

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

 783

0  

What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

 800

1  

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

 801

0