How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name l ... read more

How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.