How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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