Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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