Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
1076
0
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
787
0
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
779
0
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
1524
0
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
