What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.