God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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