Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
