Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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