What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
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What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
