Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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