What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
