Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...

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