What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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