How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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