A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.

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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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