Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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