What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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