What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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