Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau. 840 0
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store". 756 0
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like. 727 0