Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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