Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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