What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
 997
2  

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
 648
0  

Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
 719
0  

Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
 786
0  

What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
 673
1