Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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