Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
