What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.

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