My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name l ... read more
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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