What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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