What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.

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