April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.

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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

 1492

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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

 1460

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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.

 765

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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.

 766

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