Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
