Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.

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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.

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