What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.

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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!

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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.

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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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