What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.

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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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