The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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