Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!

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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.

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