Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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