A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)

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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!

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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.

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On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?

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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.

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