A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"

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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.

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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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