A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
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Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
