Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.

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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!

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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!

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