What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.

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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.

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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.

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