Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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What looks like half a cat? The other half.

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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.

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