What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.

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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.

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