Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.

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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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