I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.

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