Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail. "Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading. A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail. "What'd you do that for?"
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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