The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.

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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.

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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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