Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!

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What is a buttress? A female goat.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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