Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.

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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

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