One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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