Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

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A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."

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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."

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