Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment.
‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk.
‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’
‘The circus?’ says the dog.
‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
