Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.

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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.

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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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