If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. "This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop. "My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop. "But how do we know which is which?" They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea. "Lets cut off this ones tail" The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask wha ... read more
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