Two neighbors are talking to each other. First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me? Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well. First neighbor: Really, well then, how? Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.

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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.

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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

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