Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked.
"Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
380
0
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
181
0
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
160
0
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?"
"Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
139
0
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
