Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.

What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I' ... read more