What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.

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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’

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