Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks

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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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