What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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