Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!

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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.

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