Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

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What's green and red? A very mad frog.

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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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