Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" aske ... read more