Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.

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A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer. "And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer. "That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer. "And 40 bulls," added the farmer. The other farmer replied, "Boy! That IS a lot of bull."

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