Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
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Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
