First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.

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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.

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