How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.

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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.

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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

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Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.

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