Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.

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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.

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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.

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