What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail. "Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading. A year later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail. "What'd you do that for?"
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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