Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
