Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!

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