Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.

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A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.

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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!

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