What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.

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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.

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How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.

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