What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

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A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.

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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.

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