What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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