Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.

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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all

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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.

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