An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
