Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.

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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.

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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!

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