Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!

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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.

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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

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