Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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