Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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