What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
