What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
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A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
