How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.

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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!

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