Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all

 4095

4  

Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

 645

0  

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.

 165

0  

Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.

 160

0  

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope." As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."

 394

0