What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.

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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.

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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.

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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.

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