Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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