What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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