Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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