Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.

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