Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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