Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."

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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.

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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

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