What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’

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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.

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