How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.

Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.

Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!

Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."