What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.

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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.

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Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.

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