Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.

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I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.

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