Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"

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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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