What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
