Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

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Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.

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