How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
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