What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
After a while he asks surprised:
Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.
