Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.

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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!

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