Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue. Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand. The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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