What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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