So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
