How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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I love my cat. My cat does not care.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

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