A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.
He sets em down on the bar.
And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!"
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A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: ‘For Men Only.’
‘I’m sorry, ma’am,’ says the bartender.
‘We only serve men in this place.’
‘That’s OK,’ she says. ‘I’ll take two of them.’
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He doesn’t like to drink.
It’s just something to do while he gets drunk.
