Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
