Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
 414
5  

When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
 381
0  

Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
 477
0  

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
 523
0  

Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
 384
0