Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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