Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.” The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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