A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.

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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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