Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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