A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

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John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.

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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are

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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.''

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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

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