What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

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What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today. We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!” I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

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