When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a ... read more
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