Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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