Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Mother: Come on Pete you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for the college. Peter: O mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too. Mother: Yes you do. Peter: Give me a good reason Mother: You're 52 and you are the Principal!

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