Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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16 and Pregnant.
15 and Fucking.
14 and Sucking.
13 and Licking.
12 and Fingering.
11 and Touching.
9 and Kissing.
8 and Wondering.
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