Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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A:I have the perfect son. Q:Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. Q:Does he drink whiskey? A:No, he doesn't. Q:Does he ever come home late? A:No, he doesn't. Q:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.

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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

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