Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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16 and Pregnant. 15 and Fucking. 14 and Sucking. 13 and Licking. 12 and Fingering. 11 and Touching. 9 and Kissing. 8 and Wondering. Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation...
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