Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs.
Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder.
They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?"
"Heroin"
"But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange."
"This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
