A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They’re for my four year old little brother. ... read more