What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guys wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; “Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?” “No Papa,” replied the girl with a grin, “I managed to hide it when they were searching you.” “Hide it? where?” asked the guy,” I saw them search you too.” “I slipped it into my… a… my . . .um…. pee pee place. ”s ... read more

Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.