Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. “Daddy, were you in a war?” “Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be. Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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