Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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