How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
