How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
