Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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