Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
