A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
