An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

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