Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
