Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
