A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."

 6435

6  

How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

 1092

0  

An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

 12070

8  

It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

 570

1  

What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

 560

2