What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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