Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
