Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
