Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."

 6730

4  

It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

 12022

1  

Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

 599

1  

How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

 988

2  

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 1001

2