A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
6365
6
Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
1092
9
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
6798
4
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
1093
2
Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
