A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.