How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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