Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
