Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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