A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
