The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
