Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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