It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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