How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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