Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
