A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
