Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
