An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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