Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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