Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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