A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
A: Lazy.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
