Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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