How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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