Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
