Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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