Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
