Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
