A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
