Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
