Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.

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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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