Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

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