The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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2
How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
