It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.

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