An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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An American goes to the train station so he can start his big trip. He notices there a machine with the indication: "Put A Dollar in the Slot and the Machine will Tell you who you are!" Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and he waits. The machine suddenly sounds; "You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago." The man blacked out with the machine's ability. So, he decided to trick the machine. He wore a fake mustache and putted another dollar inside the slot. "You're John Bull from New York, an Acco ... read more
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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Q: If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? A: "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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