Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
