A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Pass Again.

 450

1  

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

 546

2  

An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

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