Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why do economists exist?
A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint.
"Give me all your money", he says.
The muggee isindignant.
"You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent."
"In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
