Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job?
A: Bob.
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An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
