Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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