Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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