An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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