Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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