How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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