Son: Give me money for gym
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
878
0
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
1097
0
A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
868
0
Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
895
0
Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
