Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.

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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.

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