There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.