Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

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