Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
