Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
