Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

 847

0  

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

 664

0  

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

 1409

0  

J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

 907

0  

Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

 872

0