Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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