What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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