Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
