Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

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