Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.

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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

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