2 Married Men Talking-10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing...Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second...Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin...Wife: Ok give me a coin...Husband:Wait a second

What Is The Difference b/w GHAZAL & LECTURE..? Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL & Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE....

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay...The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse...He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today...The story continues...The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased...Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing...He said your husband has blocked your credit card...MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband...Story continues...Wife took out his husbands credit ... read more