Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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