Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror…
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
