Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
