Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

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