Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
