How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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