Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
