Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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