Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.

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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.

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