Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.

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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"

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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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