Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
