Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.

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