Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm ... read more

Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.