Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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It's 4:04.
Do you know where your auditor is?
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Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
