Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

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