Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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