Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork

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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.

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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!

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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

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