Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.

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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.

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