Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says th ... read more

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.