Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.

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How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.

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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.

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