"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."

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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.

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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.

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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

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One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"

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