How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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