Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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