Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?"
"My name is Paul."
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him.
"Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
