Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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