Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)

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Height of confidence: Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane..After they sat, They were informed that the plane is made by their students..All of them ran and got out of plane except one..People asked him the reason..He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."

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A typical student flips a coin n thinks: Head- Will go 2 sleep, Tail- Will watch a movie, Stands- Will listen to music, Stays in air- Will study...

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Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers are Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz....BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers

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