A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"...Audience was in shock and silence...He added: "she was my mother"...A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home...After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker...by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!!! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!!!