Boredom hits India! Elections are over! Modi busy with his work, Rahul Gandhi isn’t giving any interviews, No AAP guy slapped, No IPL match, Aise thodi na chalta hai desh year!!!!

Aaya election karo taiyari, saj dhaj ke nikli harek sawaari; Congress ki chali zor se aandhi, sab khush hain aayi sonia gandhi; Laloo yadav baja raha hai gaal, main hoon Bharat maa ka asli lal; Abla nari ke hathon me saunpi lagaam, rabri devi aa rahi hain karo salaam; Mulayam singh hue bade kathor, inka kisipe ab na chale zor; Dekho dekho ye mayavati aa gayi, apne hi guru kashi ko kha gayi; Janta dal ka langda ghoda dauda, bach gaye kewal sri devegauda, Communist kar rahe hain left-right-centre, naach rahe hain jaise bandar; Jyoti basu baja rahe hain apna baaja, ek din zaroor main banoonga raj ... read more

1. Mahatma Gandhi made the freedom struggle a mass movement. Let’s make development a mass movement. 2. Mahatma Gandhi never compromised on cleanliness. He gave us freedom. We should pay tribute to him by delivering a Clean India. 3. An autorickshaw in Ahmedabad costs 10 rupees per km. India’s mission to Mars cost seven rupees per km. 4. When 125 crore people have given me their blessings, it’s like the blessing of God. There is no reason to be disappointed. India will progress very fast and the skills of our youth will take India ahead. 5. We are a youthful nation with a very old culture. ... read more

Badi rajnaitik gehmagehmi , badal raha mahaul, Karam ke the jo aalsi pit rahe hain hol, Janta ab hai jagti lambi neend to tod, Khul jayegi ab to makhmal mein lipte netaon ki pol, Loota gairon ne to apno ne bhi koi kasar na chhodi, Sone ki chidiya ki keemat reh gayi chand kaudi, Hath failay khada ab yeh dani desh, Nigal gaya is desh ko usko apno ka hi dwesh, Agar abhi bhi hai yahan ke janta mein thodi bhi budhi shesh, To karo upyog apne haq ka aur karo nayi urja ka samavesh 3

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