Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks

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I`m a girl. I can be complicated without explanations.

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When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married.

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars...Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...

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A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new one.

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