Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.

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"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."

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Google must be a woman, it knows everything.

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Guy: "Hey girl, what`s your sexy name?" Girl: "Taken!"

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Dear hair, if you just cooperated in the first place we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. sincerely, girl with a flat iron

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