A Computer is like a Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory...
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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI...
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When a girl says that she can`t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
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Ever since I met you, it hasn`t been the same. All you got me doing is drawing hearts around your name.
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It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.
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