When you can`t appreciate a woman when she is doing her best for you, then do not expect her to be there in your time of need.
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Girls, when a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy (:
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Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
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Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you.
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He`s the kind of guy who makes you love your name just because he says it.
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