Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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I just love getting dirty.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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