Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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