I just love getting dirty.

 951

2  

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

 912

3  

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 870

2  

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

 991

3  

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 917

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