I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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I just love getting dirty.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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