I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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