Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

 951

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 969

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

 969

1  

I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 987

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 965

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