I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 872

0  

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 853

0  

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 887

4  

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 796

2  

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

 880

1