If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.
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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
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