I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

 934

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 964

2  

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

 930

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 928

2