I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 996

1  

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

 902

2  

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 969

2  

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 936

0  

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 945

1