I just love getting dirty.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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