Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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