Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

 850

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

 895

1  

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 840

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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