Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 933

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 960

1  

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 867

0  

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

 896

0  

I just love getting dirty.

 948

2