My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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