What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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