I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 965

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 903

2  

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 955

4  

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 938

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 922

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