Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 967

2  

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 978

4  

I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 991

1  

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 965

0  

Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

 876

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