There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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