I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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