My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. 933 3
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup. 947 1
Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." 869 0