Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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