An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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