I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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