Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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