Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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