Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.
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I just love getting dirty.
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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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