Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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