Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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