Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 932

0  

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

 879

2  

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 945

0  

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 947

4  

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

 895

0