Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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I just love getting dirty.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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