Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 891

1  

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 878

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 905

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 899

4  

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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