Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 940

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 970

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 869

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

 931

1  

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 876

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