I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 891

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 870

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 849

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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