My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.
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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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