I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 877

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 951

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 980

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 966

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 947

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