My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 967

0  

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 943

10  

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 963

2  

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

 948

2  

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

 897

2