People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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