I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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