I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

 879

0  

Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

 798

0  

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 901

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 905

4  

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 826

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