If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 937

2  

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 976

2  

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 959

0  

I just love getting dirty.

 982

2  

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

 941

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