I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 810

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

 814

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 869

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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