Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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