You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 780

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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