What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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