My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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