If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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