My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 825

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 850

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

 860

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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