Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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