Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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