Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

 927

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 981

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

 963

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 985

2  

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

 985

1