I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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