Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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