My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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