I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 876

0  

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

 948

0  

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 979

0  

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

 972

3  

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 928

0