Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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