There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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