An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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