Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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