You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

 1013

3  

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 980

0  

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 947

1  

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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0  

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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