Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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