Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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