There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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