Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 700

1  

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 707

0  

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

 707

0  

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 726

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 687

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