Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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