Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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