I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 955

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

 915

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

 916

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 925

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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