I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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