I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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