Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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