Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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