Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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