Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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I just love getting dirty.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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