I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
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