Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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