Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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