I am officially crazy...Last week apologized to the wall for running into it...Today I asked the table to hold my drink...
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Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
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Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you...
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When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
