Men are stupid and women are crazy...And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid...
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Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…
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If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
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If I told you what the voices in my head told me to tell you then you would run away screaming, but If I don't tell you they will give me the silent treatment...
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A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.
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