What the voices in my head tell me to do would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries...

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I’m not crazy, I’m just special.

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For the next hour I'm on strike!! The voices in my head are fighting over what to do next...So I'm doing nothing till they learn to relax!Jeeezz :D

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Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

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When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.

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