Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes...u r my golden fish...i will keep u safe...if u try to go away 4rm me...i will Fry u
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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