Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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Height Of Bad Luck. . .I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth...But My Lips Can’t Touch My Cheeks...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.