Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
 588
0  

Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
 560
0  

Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
 561
0  

My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
 633
3  

He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
 571
0