Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.

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Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes...u r my golden fish...i will keep u safe...if u try to go away 4rm me...i will Fry u

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Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”

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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.

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