Very important health tips: don’t eat burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate Without ME!
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Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
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Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
