Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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Very important health tips: don’t eat burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate Without ME!
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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