Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
