U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
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Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos..Please give your contribution to my collection..A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…
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