If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven
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