Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
