If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears...When I am worried, No one see my pain...When I am happy, No one see my smile...But When a girl come close to me, Then every one see that.
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WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
