A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?