My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears...When I am worried, No one see my pain...When I am happy, No one see my smile...But When a girl come close to me, Then every one see that.
 733
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What is 143 ? I love u..No..I hate u..No..I miss u..No..I wish u..NO..143 means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE....Concentrate on Maths, And not on Romance:)
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Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven
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