PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…