I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
