Evolution of Man: Without Marriage “Spider Man”...On Marriage Day “Super Man”...After Marriage “Gentle Man”...If wife is beautiful then rest of life.....“Watch Man”
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
