Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
