Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven
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U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
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