WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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