I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes...u r my golden fish...i will keep u safe...if u try to go away 4rm me...i will Fry u
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