My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
