Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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pnppittsburgh

pnppittsburgh?? 30s submissive vers bottom who loves loves loves giving and receiving oral being rimmed kissing cuddling and making out extremely open minded and sexually adventurous LOL looking for like minded handsome to hot guys for friendships and chat. HMU!!!
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Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards....After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life.....
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