He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards....After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life.....
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When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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