My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears...When I am worried, No one see my pain...When I am happy, No one see my smile...But When a girl come close to me, Then every one see that.
