Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
