Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….

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