Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
