I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
