I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren't worth the effort...If you get deleted you will know you are one of them!!!
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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I've come to realize that the easiest way to deal with people is to assume that common sense, or any sense at all, does not exist...
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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If u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
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