Acting all innocent doesn't make you an angel. Other people might be deceived but don't try that with me...

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It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people's life when they have more problems...Style up...Clean your mess first...

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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.

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I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...

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Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?

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