I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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Why is it so hard to find one person that won't go behind your back and do something that I don't want? Why is that always the way in life? It makes me so mad!!!
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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You can talk all you want about me behind my back, it just shows you don't have the guts to say it to my face!!!
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