I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

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Dear girls, don`t flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.

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Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...

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Love and alcohol are a lot alike...Under the influence, you can make some pretty messed up decisions!!!

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Any guy can have a child with a woman but it takes a real man to be the father of a child...

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