You are the like of my like.
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It makes me smile to wake up next to you.
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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
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Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..
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I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
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