Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

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I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

 430

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I always wondered why girls in movies always had that guy that was their best friend that they would always fall in love with, now I get it!!!

 466

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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

 422

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I’ve found this new disease, its called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.

 440

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