When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you.”
 700
1  

It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten.
 682
0  

You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice
 682
0  

Fact of life, After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..
 714
0  

Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids…
 711
1