What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
