There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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