WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”
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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards....After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life.....
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