Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
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My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Height Of Bad Luck. . .I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth...But My Lips Can’t Touch My Cheeks...
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