A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
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Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes...u r my golden fish...i will keep u safe...if u try to go away 4rm me...i will Fry u
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