Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos..Please give your contribution to my collection..A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
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Very important health tips: don’t eat burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate Without ME!
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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