Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.