Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards....After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life.....
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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