PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
