Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

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My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

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Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

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