I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

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Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

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If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

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To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad you are wasting your time reading it.

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God was showing off when He created you.

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