You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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