Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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