My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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