I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 875

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 906

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 861

0  

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 860

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 856

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