Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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