What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?! 794 0
My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. 824 0
Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." 768 0
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell. 826 0
