Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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