Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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