My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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