I just love getting dirty.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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