An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 900

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

 1015

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 981

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 970

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 997

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