Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

 925

0  

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 953

1  

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

 963

1  

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

 953

3  

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 1004

0