I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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