Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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