I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 850

0  

You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

 910

0  

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

 865

4  

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

 842

0  

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 832

8