What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I just love getting dirty.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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