Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

 880

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

 849

1  

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

 826

0  

Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 807

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

 839

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