What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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