Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

 950

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

 883

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 982

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

 924

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

 980

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