An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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