An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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