Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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