If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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