Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 782

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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