My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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