Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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