My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 905

0  

Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

 929

0  

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

 932

2  

Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

 930

1  

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

 903

0