Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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