I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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