People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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