Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." 707 0
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell. 769 0
I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”. 826 0
My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. 771 0
