Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!
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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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