If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 910

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

 919

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 973

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

 946

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I just love getting dirty.

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