Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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