Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

 757

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

 813

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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