Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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