I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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