Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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