I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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