You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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