Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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