I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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