My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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