Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..
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1  

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
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2