Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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