I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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