There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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