Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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