My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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I just love getting dirty.

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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