What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

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