People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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