I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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