You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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