If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..

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