Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

 771

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I just love getting dirty.

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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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