My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".
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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
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Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..
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