I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch".

 948

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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1  

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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