Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

 956

10  

I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

 1004

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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 938

2  

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

 948

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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