I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

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There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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