Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together :)

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? “Peanut Butter”.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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