I just love getting dirty.

 980

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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

 953

1  

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

 963

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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

 905

2  

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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