I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..

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My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

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If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

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Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

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