Fact of life, After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F..

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I have lost my mind and I am making no effort to look for it.

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When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you.”

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The Awkward Moment Where The Music Stops, But You`re Still Singing..

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I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious..

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