Finished eating all of my crayons...Jumped on the bed...And managed to find my pet rock's favorite pair of socks...This is beginning to be a great night...
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I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
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Those who don't know me well think I am on drugs...
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Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
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Okay, you call me crazy...But, please, tell me, who is normal in this world? No one I know...
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