i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left
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Today I got arrested because I went to the cops and told them I was a cereal killer...I am I stepped on Snap Crackle and Pop!!!
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Have you ever started laughing for no reason, then started laughing even harder because you were laughing for no reason, Good I thought I was the only one...
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It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
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If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
