Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?

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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

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Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?

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Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!

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Sometimes life seems like it would be easier if you could just sit in a corner and bang your head against a wall...

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