Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?
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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!
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Ignorance is a disease that is contagious if not treated quickly...Treatment: Punch ignorant people in the face at first sign of the disease...
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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Say's I'm often underestimated because people see me as a nice quiet person,be warned keep pushing and you will see the other side of me !!!
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