Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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Welcome! I'm the doormat...Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened...Why not? Everyone else does!!!
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Yes I'm mean, so what and if you don't like it then don't talk to me because i never said you had to...Did I?
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Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
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