Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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If u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
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I can be the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make...