He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke
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People bug me sometimes! But I still love them even though I want to put a squirt gun to their head push the trigger and stick them out side to freeze...
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The next person to piss me off had better come prepared with a body bag!
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I can be the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make...
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There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use...
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