Acting all innocent doesn't make you an angel. Other people might be deceived but don't try that with me...

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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?

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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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Say's I'm often underestimated because people see me as a nice quiet person,be warned keep pushing and you will see the other side of me !!!

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Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?

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