I may be a VERY tolerant and patient person, but everyone has their breaking point, and you best watch out when I reach mine...

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They say things will be better tomorrow! Well, I have checked the calendar 3 flipping times and have yet to find a day marked Tomorrow!!!

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Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?

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When it comes down to it, it's not hard to figure out who your real friends are...It's all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest...

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I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...

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