If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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People bug me sometimes! But I still love them even though I want to put a squirt gun to their head push the trigger and stick them out side to freeze...
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No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain...Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!!!
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Sometimes life seems like it would be easier if you could just sit in a corner and bang your head against a wall...
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