I've come to realize that the easiest way to deal with people is to assume that common sense, or any sense at all, does not exist...
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Yeah, I will be there when you need me, but if you're not there for me when I need you, then forget it...It doesn't work like that for me anymore!!!
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If you need to change to meet someones expectations, they probably aren't good enough for you anyway...
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
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