One of the most destructive weapons known to mankind is the human tongue...If YOU didn't see or hear it, don't start it!!!
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There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use...
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You stand there and smile, then when you leave you talk shit behind my back...Don't think I don't know about it...
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
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