Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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Don't be surprised if you ask me, "What are you thinking about?" And I reply, My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"...
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Ever been so irritated and annoyed that you want to pull your hair out, stab yourself in the eye, and scream at the top of your lungs all at the same time?
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You can talk all you want about me behind my back, it just shows you don't have the guts to say it to my face!!!
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Yeah, I will be there when you need me, but if you're not there for me when I need you, then forget it...It doesn't work like that for me anymore!!!
