If you hate haters, are you a hater?
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If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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When it comes down to it, it's not hard to figure out who your real friends are...It's all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest...
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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