Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?

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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?

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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?

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I hate liars...I hate thieves...I hate two faced people...If you are one please don't waste my time talking to me...

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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!

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