I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.

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Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them???

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?

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I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...

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