Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
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Some people are shallow, some people are pricks but some people are just plain annoying...But guess what some people are all bloody three!!!
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Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them???
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Having one of those days where I just want to say..."Next problem this way please...I can only handle one of you at a time so please wait your turn.."
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
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