I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...
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Before you start blaming other people for your problems, maybe you should look in the mirror and see that its not them, it's you!!!
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch...Thank you and have a nice day...
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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