Welcome! I'm the doormat...Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened...Why not? Everyone else does!!!
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Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?
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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!
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If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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If you need to change to meet someones expectations, they probably aren't good enough for you anyway...
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