Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
 361
0  

I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...
 331
0  

People shouldn't jump to conclusions or assume things they know nothing about!!!
 368
0  

Ignorance is a disease that is contagious if not treated quickly...Treatment: Punch ignorant people in the face at first sign of the disease...
 391
0  

Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
 363
0