Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!

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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.

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Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?

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Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?

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I am a nice person, if you don't think so then think about what you have done and how you have treated me...

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