Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?
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Why is it so hard to find one person that won't go behind your back and do something that I don't want? Why is that always the way in life? It makes me so mad!!!
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
