Sometimes life seems like it would be easier if you could just sit in a corner and bang your head against a wall...
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If you don't like where you are, change it! If you can't change it, deal with it and stop complaining! Live, love, laugh, learn!!!
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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
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Ignorance is a disease that is contagious if not treated quickly...Treatment: Punch ignorant people in the face at first sign of the disease...
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Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?
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