If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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Just because i put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must be what u think of yourself(:
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Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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Having one of those days where I just want to say..."Next problem this way please...I can only handle one of you at a time so please wait your turn.."
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