Isn't it funny how people say they're tired of the drama & stress from people, but yet they are the ones who are creating it
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch...Thank you and have a nice day...
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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!
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