Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!
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Isn't it funny how people say they're tired of the drama & stress from people, but yet they are the ones who are creating it
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?
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