Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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People bug me sometimes! But I still love them even though I want to put a squirt gun to their head push the trigger and stick them out side to freeze...
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I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain ... Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!
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What’s the opposite of opposite?
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
