If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
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If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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Ever been so irritated and annoyed that you want to pull your hair out, stab yourself in the eye, and scream at the top of your lungs all at the same time?
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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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