Say's I'm often underestimated because people see me as a nice quiet person,be warned keep pushing and you will see the other side of me !!!

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What’s the opposite of opposite?

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I can please only one person per day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow isn’t looking good either...

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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

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He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke

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