I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain...Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off!!!

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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.

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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.

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Ignorance is a disease that is contagious if not treated quickly...Treatment: Punch ignorant people in the face at first sign of the disease...

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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?

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