Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
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Welcome! I'm the doormat...Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened...Why not? Everyone else does!!!
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If u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
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I may be a VERY tolerant and patient person, but everyone has their breaking point, and you best watch out when I reach mine...
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Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them???
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