I can be the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make...
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I've come to realize that the easiest way to deal with people is to assume that common sense, or any sense at all, does not exist...
 530
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When it comes down to it, it's not hard to figure out who your real friends are...It's all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest...
 448
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
 382
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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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