Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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Some people are shallow, some people are pricks but some people are just plain annoying...But guess what some people are all bloody three!!!
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren't worth the effort...If you get deleted you will know you are one of them!!!
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