If a tree falls in the woods… Do all the other trees laugh at it?
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I may be a VERY tolerant and patient person, but everyone has their breaking point, and you best watch out when I reach mine...
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
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Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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