If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P

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He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke

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Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?

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