Don't be surprised if you ask me, "What are you thinking about?" And I reply, My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"...
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If u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!
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Welcome! I'm the doormat...Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened...Why not? Everyone else does!!!
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I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
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