Why is the number 11 not pronounced “onety-one”?
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They say things will be better tomorrow! Well, I have checked the calendar 3 flipping times and have yet to find a day marked Tomorrow!!!
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
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When it comes down to it, it's not hard to figure out who your real friends are...It's all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest...
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Just because i put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must be what u think of yourself(:
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