Welcome! I'm the doormat. Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened...Why not? Everyone else does!!!
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You think your silence bothers me? It just proves to me that everything you ever said was a lie...thanks for making me realize that now...
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
