Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?
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Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?
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Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!
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Don't be surprised if you ask me, "What are you thinking about?" And I reply, My mom told me "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"...
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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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