He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke

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At what point do people grow up, stop whining and realize they are capable of doing things without always having someone hold their hand?

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Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?

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If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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