Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
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They say things will be better tomorrow! Well, I have checked the calendar 3 flipping times and have yet to find a day marked Tomorrow!!!
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Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?
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You stand there and smile, then when you leave you talk shit behind my back...Don't think I don't know about it...
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There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use...
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