No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, “The last thing I want to do is hurt you,” basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
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Sometimes life seems like it would be easier if you could just sit in a corner and bang your head against a wall...
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I can be the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make...
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You can talk all you want about me behind my back, it just shows you don't have the guts to say it to my face!!!
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch...Thank you and have a nice day...
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