You think your silence bothers me? It just proves to me that everything you ever said was a lie...thanks for making me realize that now...
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Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
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Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!
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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
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Why do people always say “no offense” right before they offend you?
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