Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
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Seriously, I don't have the energy to deal with anyone else's neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
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Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?
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Say's I'm often underestimated because people see me as a nice quiet person,be warned keep pushing and you will see the other side of me !!!
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There are just some people who shouldn't exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use...
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