I can be the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make...
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I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.
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Everything happens for a reason...So don't be surprised when I punch you in the face...remember, I HAD A REASON!!!
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Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!
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Why is Greenland made of ice and Iceland made of green grass?
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