Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time. 959 2
My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals. 949 3
Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." 889 0