I LOVE the way you HURT me!
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Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.
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I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
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Lets flip a coin, heads you are mine, tails I’m yours…
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When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
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