Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

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Men are stupid and women are crazy...And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid...

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The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

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Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

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I didn't lose my mind... I only lost half of it...The other half went to find it...

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