Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you." 784 0
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup. 867 0
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?! 815 0