I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

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There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.

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If you don't have at least one hater, then you are not doing something right .

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GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

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