What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…

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Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..

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