A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

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Today I came across a book that said "All the things men know about woman", it was blank inside.

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Dear girls, don`t flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.

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If more males would stand up and be men, then more females would sit down and be ladies...

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How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support...How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER !!!

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