Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
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Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
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A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you...
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Okay, you call me crazy...But, please, tell me, who is normal in this world? No one I know...
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When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!
