Today I got arrested because I went to the cops and told them I was a cereal killer...I am I stepped on Snap Crackle and Pop!!!

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Apples don't fall from my family tree, nuts do :-)

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Men are stupid and women are crazy...And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid...

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Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

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