What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

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People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

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I just love getting dirty.

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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.

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