It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

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People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

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If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

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The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

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I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

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