You can’t handle my undivided attention.
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Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
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Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
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LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
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I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
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