I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
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Before you start blaming other people for your problems, maybe you should look in the mirror and see that its not them, it's you!!!
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I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren't worth the effort...If you get deleted you will know you are one of them!!!
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What’s the opposite of opposite?
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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