Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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If a paper comes very tough in exam...Just close your eyes for a moment...Take a deep breath and say loudly...This is a very interesting subject, I want to study it again.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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