Sharabi to Doctor: Kya aap meri sharab chhudva sakte ho?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharabi: To police headquaters me meri 4 bottle padi hai. Please chhudwa do.
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Patient: Doctor! Mujhe aisi dava dijiye ki marne ke baad main fir se zinda ho jaau....
Doctor: Ye Tel. No. lo. Ye Ekta Kapoor ka no. hai, is pe contact karo....
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Patient: Doctor, aapko yakeen hai ki mujhe Nimonia (pneumonia) hai,
kyunki picchle dino ek doctor mere friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid se mar gaya...
Doctor: Haan! Mujhe pura yaqeen hai ki tu nimonia se hi marega...
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Patient: Doctor Sahab, main jab baat karta hu toh mujhe sirf awaaz sunaai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: Aisa kab hota hai?
Patient: Phone karte waqt...
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Patient: Doctor Saahab! Main Khud Ko Bhagwan Samajhne Laga Hu....
Doctor: Ye Problem Tumhe Kab Se Hai...?
Patient: Jab Se Maine Ye Duniya Banayi Hai....
