PATIENT: Na khaau, to bhook lagti hai. Na souu, to Neend aati hai. Zyada kaam karu, to thakawat hoti hai. DOCTOR: Saari Raat Dhoop mein baitho, Theek ho jaoge.
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Sharabi to Doctor: Kya aap meri sharab chhudva sakte ho? Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi. Sharabi: To police headquaters me meri 4 bottle padi hai. Please chhudwa do.
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Patient: Doctor Sahab, main jab baat karta hu toh mujhe sirf awaaz sunaai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor: Aisa kab hota hai? Patient: Phone karte waqt...
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Patient: Doctor Saahab! Main Khud Ko Bhagwan Samajhne Laga Hu.... Doctor: Ye Problem Tumhe Kab Se Hai...? Patient: Jab Se Maine Ye Duniya Banayi Hai....
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Patient: Doctor! Mujhe aisi dava dijiye ki marne ke baad main fir se zinda ho jaau.... Doctor: Ye Tel. No. lo. Ye Ekta Kapoor ka no. hai, is pe contact karo....
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