Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong...
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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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