Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes...

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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