Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

 755

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right..!!!

 809

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

 775

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...

 747

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

 750

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