Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 1211

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

 1220

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

 1271

2  

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

 1174

2  

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

 1177

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