I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Crash courses for general category..Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS..Shoe police diploma after MBA..Sweeper degree after engineering..Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
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