Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...
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