Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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