Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. 1211 5
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. 1220 2
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 1177 0