Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit...

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...

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Crash courses for general category..Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS..Shoe police diploma after MBA..Sweeper degree after engineering..Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.

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