In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...

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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

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