In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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