Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...
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