Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...

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Crash courses for general category..Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS..Shoe police diploma after MBA..Sweeper degree after engineering..Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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