Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
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In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
