Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong...
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
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