I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

 1046

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

 995

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

 990

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

 1026

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

 1007

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