Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. 908 4
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. 899 0
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. 940 0
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right... 860 0
