Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party...

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