Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right..!!!

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes...

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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