I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...

 967

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

 1004

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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