I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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