The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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