Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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