Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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