I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right..!!!
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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
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