Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

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The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...

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