Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Crash courses for general category..Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS..Shoe police diploma after MBA..Sweeper degree after engineering..Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.
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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!