I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.
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