Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.

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