The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...
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