Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit...

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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