I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes...

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