Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other...

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.

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