Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
 1065
0  

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
 998
0  

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.
 956
1  

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes...
 1063
0  

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
 969
0