Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

 970

4  

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

 968

1  

I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

 992

0  

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.

 978

3  

The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

 947

1