Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other...The one that”s out always looks the best.

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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes...

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