Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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Crash courses for general category..Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS..Shoe police diploma after MBA..Sweeper degree after engineering..Contact: UPA Institute for mad’s of India.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right..!!!
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