I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power.....become lovers of wisdom.
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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