I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
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