Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen...The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...

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