The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
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Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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