The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called “The Politician”...It’s Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep ;-> :

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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