Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane...Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy...Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy...Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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I don’t make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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