1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U..U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME…just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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GALILEO : great mind..EINSTEIN : genius mind..NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind..BILL GATES : brilliant mind..YOU : Never mind.
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
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