God Granted Me One Wish..I Asked For World Peace, He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else..Asked Him To Make You Intelligent, He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
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Flowers dies, Stories ends, Songs fades, Memories r forgotten, All things comes 2 end But people like u always remain 4ever B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!
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