I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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If someone Hurts You, Ignore it...If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it...If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it...If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It
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Hey Dude..A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person..Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…1 was caught watching TV…another taking bath in swimming pool and the third one was caught reading this text message.
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