A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
