Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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Sometimes my mind asks…why? I MISS YOU...why? I CARE FOR YOU...why? I REMEMBER YOU...then… My heart answered…its simple…BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)
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Flowers dies, Stories ends, Songs fades, Memories r forgotten, All things comes 2 end But people like u always remain 4ever B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!
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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
