I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
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God Granted Me One Wish..I Asked For World Peace, He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else..Asked Him To Make You Intelligent, He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…
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Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
