I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
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Yesterday Was An International Day For The Mentally Disabled..Please Send An Encouraging Message To A Mentally Disabled Friend, As I Have Done…
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
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Most people have 5 senses..Some people have 6 senses..But u r blessed with 7 senses..An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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