Hey Dude..A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person..Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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