Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur 20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short Ur 100% MAD!!
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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