Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
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Flowers dies, Stories ends, Songs fades, Memories r forgotten, All things comes 2 end But people like u always remain 4ever B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!
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If someone Hurts You, Ignore it...If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it...If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it...If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It
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I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur 20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short Ur 100% MAD!!
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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