Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
 959
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Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
 942
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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love, But Rose Did It..Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It..Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS, But You Did It…
 986
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
 945
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Someone..MISSES U..NEEDS U..Worries About ULonely Without U..Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO ..
 901
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