Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love, But Rose Did It..Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It..Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS, But You Did It…
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