Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
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When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind
