Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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GALILEO : great mind..EINSTEIN : genius mind..NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind..BILL GATES : brilliant mind..YOU : Never mind.
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
