God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Sometimes my mind asks…why? I MISS YOU...why? I CARE FOR YOU...why? I REMEMBER YOU...then… My heart answered…its simple…BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)
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Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
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Hey Dude..A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person..Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->
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