God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur 20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short Ur 100% MAD!!
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
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Someone..MISSES U..NEEDS U..Worries About ULonely Without U..Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO ..
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Most people have 5 senses..Some people have 6 senses..But u r blessed with 7 senses..An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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