I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
