Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke...“You are so beautiful”
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This is Not Fair! How Could U Do This? Didn’t expect This From You! Got a whole Channel On Ur Name And Didn’t Te|L Even Me? “Animal Planet”
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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Sometimes my mind asks…why? I MISS YOU...why? I CARE FOR YOU...why? I REMEMBER YOU...then… My heart answered…its simple…BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)
