1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U..U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME…just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 Ur 1) good looks, 2 ) nature, 3 ) style, 4 ) attitude, kick them off..How dare they fool u…
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
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Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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