If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 Ur 1) good looks, 2 ) nature, 3 ) style, 4 ) attitude, kick them off..How dare they fool u…
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If someone Hurts You, Ignore it...If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it...If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it...If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It
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Someone..MISSES U..NEEDS U..Worries About ULonely Without U..Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO ..
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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