Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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Most people have 5 senses..Some people have 6 senses..But u r blessed with 7 senses..An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all!
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God Granted Me One Wish..I Asked For World Peace, He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else..Asked Him To Make You Intelligent, He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
