News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…1 was caught watching TV…another taking bath in swimming pool and the third one was caught reading this text message.
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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love, But Rose Did It..Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It..Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS, But You Did It…
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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