Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Someone..MISSES U..NEEDS U..Worries About ULonely Without U..Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN… THE ZOO ..
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Most people have 5 senses..Some people have 6 senses..But u r blessed with 7 senses..An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
