Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
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Sometimes my mind asks…why? I MISS YOU...why? I CARE FOR YOU...why? I REMEMBER YOU...then… My heart answered…its simple…BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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