God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…1 was caught watching TV…another taking bath in swimming pool and the third one was caught reading this text message.
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I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!