Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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What is the similar between “Baygon -spray” & “Body-spray”? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don’t use Body spray others will
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
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God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother..Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
