Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke...“You are so beautiful”
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Flowers dies, Stories ends, Songs fades, Memories r forgotten, All things comes 2 end But people like u always remain 4ever B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
