Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
