Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz in today’s paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured..So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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What is the similar between “Baygon -spray” & “Body-spray”? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don’t use Body spray others will
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