If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 Ur 1) good looks, 2 ) nature, 3 ) style, 4 ) attitude, kick them off..How dare they fool u…
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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song?????? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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