If someone Hurts You, Ignore it...If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it...If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it...If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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God Granted Me One Wish..I Asked For World Peace, He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else..Asked Him To Make You Intelligent, He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…
