Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right..!!!
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...
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