Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U..U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME…just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song?????? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
