God Granted Me One Wish..I Asked For World Peace, He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else..Asked Him To Make You Intelligent, He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…
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Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine..Man: I know how to please a Woman..Woman: Well, please leave me alone..Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell
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I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur 20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short Ur 100% MAD!!
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2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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Everything has a day…Every pet has a day…Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
