Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you...
 1081
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
 1011
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Government is like a baby...An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other...
 1077
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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