Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!
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Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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Not Every Flower Can Represent Love, But Rose Did It..Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst, But Cactus Did It..Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS, But You Did It…
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