2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U..2day i have not thought about anybody Except U..Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!
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I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!
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Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!
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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…1.throw stone at d mirror, 2. throw the mirror on d floor, 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
