Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth! Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.
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Boy: I’m feeling kind of uneasy today...Girl: Why, what’s wrong? Boy: It’s just my heart taking off for you and I can’t seem to stop it!
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Boy: What makes you think you are a surgeon? Girl: Where did that one come from? Boy: Well, you just took my heart away and you trying to be innocent now!!
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Boy: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now! Girl: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you? Boy: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!
