Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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Boy: What makes you think you are a surgeon? Girl: Where did that one come from? Boy: Well, you just took my heart away and you trying to be innocent now!!
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"! And the grand prize is a date with me!
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People die younger because God loves them so much..But you are still on earth…because there is someone who loves you more than God.