Hey, I just realized this, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Boy: I desperately need a band-aid? Girl: Oh gosh! What’s wrong? Boy: I hurt myself real bad while I was falling for you!
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Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!
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God determines who walks into your life..You decide who stays and who walks out..Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…
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Guy: Guess what im doing!!! Girl: What? Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!! Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :) Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!
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