Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars..They Are Good To See And Feel, Difficult To Own And Maintain...!
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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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Boy: What makes you think you are a surgeon? Girl: Where did that one come from? Boy: Well, you just took my heart away and you trying to be innocent now!!
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My heart problem has reached a critical stage...That doctor says: There r only 2 options left..ICU Or U C Me.
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