Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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People die younger because God loves them so much..But you are still on earth…because there is someone who loves you more than God.
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I want u ...To be with me In a nice Restaurant..To have candle light dinner.... & to say those sweet three words to U...."Pay The Bill"
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Hey, I just realized this, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!
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