Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!
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Hey, I just realized this, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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You looked great today..How did I know though I didn’t see you? Because you look great everyday!
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Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars..They Are Good To See And Feel, Difficult To Own And Maintain...!
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Guy: Guess what im doing!!! Girl: What? Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!! Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :) Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!
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