Boy: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now! Girl: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you? Boy: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!
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Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars..They Are Good To See And Feel, Difficult To Own And Maintain...!
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Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to touch the ground!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
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Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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