Boy: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now! Girl: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you? Boy: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!
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Gosh! You are so sweet! I swear I could give up sugar for life!
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"! And the grand prize is a date with me!
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Reasons Reasons...Theres alwayz a reason 4 everthing...Reason 2 Luv, Reason 2 Hate, Reason 2 Live, Reason 2 Die, Reason 2 Laugh, Reason 2 Cry, But if u can't find a reason 2 Smile..can l be the reason 4 a while...??
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Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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