Listen up! You are arrested for being that cute!
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Boy: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now! Girl: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you? Boy: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!
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Reasons Reasons...Theres alwayz a reason 4 everthing...Reason 2 Luv, Reason 2 Hate, Reason 2 Live, Reason 2 Die, Reason 2 Laugh, Reason 2 Cry, But if u can't find a reason 2 Smile..can l be the reason 4 a while...??
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Guy: Guess what im doing!!! Girl: What? Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!! Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :) Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!
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Hello! What's wrong with your phone? I’ve been calling so many times! It just keeps saying: "The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart, check again!"
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