Boy: "Hey do you like water?" Girl: "Yeah..." Boy: "Good, then you already like 70% of me."

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Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people..People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING

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God determines who walks into your life..You decide who stays and who walks out..Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did…

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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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A smile to put you on high...A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

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