Boy:Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet? Girl:I'm not allowed,Why don't you have a girlfriend? Boy: Because you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)
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I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!
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Don’t blame me for falling for you, all right! It's not my fault, you are the one who tripped me!
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
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