Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"! And the grand prize is a date with me!

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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage...That doctor says: There r only 2 options left..ICU Or U C Me.

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Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I’m walking but my feet don’t seem to touch the ground!

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Gosh! You are so sweet! I swear I could give up sugar for life!

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