Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!
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Dreams are made for believers; Believers are made for dreams, But I'm made for you, and that's reality.
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Reasons Reasons...Theres alwayz a reason 4 everthing...Reason 2 Luv, Reason 2 Hate, Reason 2 Live, Reason 2 Die, Reason 2 Laugh, Reason 2 Cry, But if u can't find a reason 2 Smile..can l be the reason 4 a while...??
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Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
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A hug is a hug and a kiss is a kiss, without u in my life baby love is what I’ll miss..U took me by the hand and u swept me off my feet..So plz understand that u make my life complete.
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