I got a x-ray 2 day and they found u in my heart..The doctor said if they took u out i would die coz i could not live without u
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Guy: I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Girl: Yeah tell me...Guy: Add "Me" to your to-do list!
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Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!
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Your dad must have been a theif because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes..
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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!
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