Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)
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They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth! Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.
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Dreams are made for believers; Believers are made for dreams, But I'm made for you, and that's reality.
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
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I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!
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