My heart problem has reached a critical stage...That doctor says: There r only 2 options left..ICU Or U C Me.
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Boy: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now! Girl: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you? Boy: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!
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They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth! Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.
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I Love U..I Love U..I Love U..I Love U..I Love U..I Love U..I Love U..Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too..
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Hello! What's wrong with your phone? I’ve been calling so many times! It just keeps saying: "The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart, check again!"
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