Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

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Boy: I desperately need a band-aid? Girl: Oh gosh! What’s wrong? Boy: I hurt myself real bad while I was falling for you!

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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage...That doctor says: There r only 2 options left..ICU Or U C Me.

 608

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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"! And the grand prize is a date with me!

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