Have you ever realized that U & I are always together! No matter what …On the computer keyboard I meant ;-)
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Boy: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning! Girl: And what’s that? Boy: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!
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Guy: I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Girl: Yeah tell me...Guy: Add "Me" to your to-do list!
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Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!
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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!