Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain..Please tell them Ur age.
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Most people have 5 senses..Some people have 6 senses..But u r blessed with 7 senses..An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class...Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…1 was caught watching TV…another taking bath in swimming pool and the third one was caught reading this text message.
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I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
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