Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

 245

0  

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

 718

0  

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

 315

3  

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

 226

0  

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

 267

0