Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"

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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

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