Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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A wife sending a short message to her husband:
It was just said on the news that they found a hideous corpse with a hollow head, a cigar among ugly rotten teeth and a bottle of liquor in his hand. I'm worried about you!. Please, give me a ring...
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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
