Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
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Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!
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