Teacher: Children! Exams are nearing, If u have any doubt u can ask me.... Student: In which printing press the question papers are printed....?
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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula on your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, "Formulas must be at your finger tips...."
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun, Everyone must attend it...Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it...Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Teacher: All of u write your Lover's Name on a Paper. (After 10 seconds) Girls: Finished Teacher. (After 10 mins) Boys: Supplementary Please .....
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