Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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