Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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