How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
