How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
