Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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