Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet..Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it...So i bought 3 movie tickets...Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

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Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today...Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times...Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much, Did he do that ?? Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Because as per law, you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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