A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"

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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!

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